Now You're Monsters

I was cleaning out my bedroom closet today and came upon a Joy Journal given to me years ago. It's one of those blank journals, and this one in particular was a journal of some of the things that gave me joy and laughter. The year was 1997.

Here's a list from a page I called "A Few Funnies from Stephen, Age 5 1/2 ":

-"We say "Amen" at the end our our prayers 'cuz God's a man."



-(trying to find Proverbs in the Bible):
"Mommy , how do you spell 'Proverbs"?
"P-R-O-"
"I'm almost getting there. I'm in the P's."




-"Do bugs have sinuses? "


I was folding clothes one day when Stephen asked me how old I was when I got married.
"Twenty-one," I said.
"Oh, so Daddy was 25?"
"Yes, we were youngsters, huh?"
Ben said, "Now you're oldsters."
Stephen piped up, "No, now you're monsters!"







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